Disclaimer: Please read the following before you scroll down any further:
1) This is an exact replica of a real-time chat in Whatsapp between me and my friend
(Well, I have got the permission to reproduce it here as it is, with negligible variances though)
2) Since it took place in real-time and the thoughts behind it were spurs of the moment, it is advised not to expect any high quality imaginative contents.
3) This conversation took place between Guy and Gal.
<Topic of Discussion – Rare Baby Girl Names>
<START OF CHAT>
Gal: How’s that book you are reading? (The Arabs: A History [Eugene Rogan])
Guy: Perfect! It talks about 20 years past to present, Israel, Bush etc
Gal: There’s a reason why I like Israel. I used to like this name, Isra, for a girl.
Gal: I like tough rare names for girls. No one else in the world should have that name.
Guy: Hmmmn…Now what do you like?
Guy: Don’t know? Name ah. Nice. It will be very rare. Don’t know
Gal: I am trying to think. I had one recently in mind
Guy: Diory? Towdy? Mapli? Doory
Gal: What is this? Not like this names. Bootiful names.
Guy: Worshen, Liny
Gal: Wait, I will give eg: Asin (Reference to actress Asin Thottumkal). Her parents coined that name. But I need a little more longer name
Gal: I said beautiful name. Bootiful
Guy: Adiya, Abooty
Guy: 123jill, Boogyytrap, $tu, Re1
Gal: Nooo, these are horrible names. How to call even?
Guy: $tu -2 dollar Rusyr
Guy: IOnxt, Bomwani, Tubsri, Vowlni
Gal: Noooo, enuf (enough)
Guy: Zyxen, Inficy, Sysini, Bagifx, Bugfx, Tyfus
Gal: Where r u getting such names?
Guy: Thinking Ivary Uvento Purpelo
Gal: U have so much talent. Can I put this in my blog? Our blog. Some rare girl baby names
Guy: Go ahead
Gal: Put cockroach, frog also….
Guy: Cocrsy. Froggy
Gal: Are all these names for girl?
Guy: Hmmmn, Zyxen for boy
Gal: Its ok, girl can also have that name. Ok am writing this post.
<AFTER A WHILE>
Guy: ok I am sleepy gn
Gal: You will wake to this post tomorrow. Am not responsible for anything that you hear.
Guy: Rudy, I will see in morning, Ok Rudy
<END OF CHAT>
P.S. This post gets published.